Is this blog for you? Here is a simple five question quiz which will help you determine whether the subject matter of this blog might hold your interest:
Given a choice of how to spend my Friday night, I would:
(A) Squeeze in a few more hours of work
(B) Go out with my friends
(C) Flirt shamelessly with my new lover over a glass of wine
(D) Enjoy four hours of toe-curling sex
Of the following topics, I find this the most interesting:
(A) Grammar
(B) Politics
(C) Philosophy
(D) Human sexuality
I believe that love is:
(A) An illusion
(B) An afterthought triggered by the primal urge to procreate
(C) A physiological response engendered by genuine feelings of devotion and caring
(D) An unstoppable force that defies explanation
The following topic of discussion approaches the boundaries of my comfort level:
(A) Sex (in general)
(B) Oral sex
(C) Anal sex
(D) Group sex
The following statement most closely approximates my own belief:
(A) Adultery is a deadly sin which will undoubtedly result in eternal immolation on the lakes of fire
(B) Those who engage in extra-marital are acting in a morally reprehensible manner
(C) People choose to have affairs for a variety of reasons, and while some of those reasons may be compelling, those who seek extra-marital sex will end up causing harm to themselves or their spouse
(D) The deception and violation of trust associated with having an affair is what is truly damaging, not the act of having sex with another human being. Judging people based on their sexual practices is useless and damaging.
Now add up your point total, using the following key:
-1 point for each A
-2 points for each B
-3 points for each C
-4 points for each D
If you scored between:
-5 and 8 points, you should cover your eyes and shut down your computer immediately
-9 and 12 points, you may not find this blog particularly interesting (and will be offended)
-13 and 18 points, you will find some of the posts on this blog a bit too candid
-19 and 23 points, you will find many of topics of discussion interesting, though blush-inducing
-24 and 25 points, you have arrived at your new online home
-25 and 30 points, you need to stop snorting glue and learn to count
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